måndag 19 oktober 2009

Spam?

I got a little bit of inspiration to write a little bit of little bits this late at night, so here it comes:

What the flying fuck is the matter with this bloody so-called "spam filter" on my student mail account?

Allow me to give you an example of something that it determined to be spam; a mail entitled "[Stud_sesam] GIRC", from one of the officials at the student corps.

Allow me to give you quite a few examples of something that the fucking useless "spam filter" took no notice of whatsoever; "Increase your length to be popular among girls", "Give your libido a boost", "A sign of sophisticated taste is a good watch.", and at the very least a hundred other mails advertising services where I can enlarge my penis, effectively, safely and non-invasively, mind you, buy watches that look fancy, but aren't, or buy Viagra online at a discount. Splendid, I've always wanted a magical pill that makes my magical wand hard as Holly, Eleven Inches and containing the feather of a Phoenix. On second thought, I just might give that guy a call...

My god, that has to be the nerdiest double entendre in the history of blogging...

fredag 16 oktober 2009

Love, hate and music!

Just another week to go until my next visit to that special someone! Yay!

Though I reckon her two cats are of the opinion that I'm no more than an annoying cuddle-dispenser, but I suppose I'll have to take what I can get when it comes to feline beings...

And bloody hell, I never knew studying economics could be this completely and utterly dull. What kind of an idiot made all of this bullshit up? It drives me completely up the walls, all this nonsense about theories supposed to explain how the world of economics works, but none of them ever do, which is somewhat of a problem since I'm currently studying APPLIED Microeconomics!

Started off my songwriting again, however, so it's not all bad. Tried my hand at making a sweet country-ballad in the vein of Roger Whittaker, failed miserably and just let my amazing talent for cheesy pop-songs take over...*grumbles* Maybe it'll be more interesting if I were to play it on the keyboard with the sound of a synthesizer on crack?

But I digress, it's a pretty nice song, it's actually about the morning, the night, love, longing, hoping, despair, and about thirty-three other emotions that I could forcibly squeeze into the rather limited lyrical structure. Maybe I'll bother to write another one tomorrow...

Oh, what the heck, I'll just post the lyrics here:

"Verse 1:
Where is morning? I've been looking for so long
Where is the morning? The nights just drag on and on

Where are you? There's so many words I've yet to say
Darling, where are you? It's such a rain day today

Chorus:
And always I wonder, why it's so far away
But I know, I'll get to see it, some other day

Verse 2:
It's so cold now, I long for you to keep me warm
I should have seen it, it was a mystery before

I sit here hoping, that some day it all will change
But it's no use now, I'm too enchanted by your face

Chorus:
And always I wonder, why it's so far away
But I know, I'll get to see it, some other day"

And yes, I'm fully aware of that I've probably subconsciously stolen every single word from other songs, but it's not like I give a damn.

I should also make a short mention of the wonderful topic of sex.

There, that was it.