Spam?

I got a little bit of inspiration to write a little bit of little bits this late at night, so here it comes:

What the flying fuck is the matter with this bloody so-called "spam filter" on my student mail account?

Allow me to give you an example of something that it determined to be spam; a mail entitled "[Stud_sesam] GIRC", from one of the officials at the student corps.

Allow me to give you quite a few examples of something that the fucking useless "spam filter" took no notice of whatsoever; "Increase your length to be popular among girls", "Give your libido a boost", "A sign of sophisticated taste is a good watch.", and at the very least a hundred other mails advertising services where I can enlarge my penis, effectively, safely and non-invasively, mind you, buy watches that look fancy, but aren't, or buy Viagra online at a discount. Splendid, I've always wanted a magical pill that makes my magical wand hard as Holly, Eleven Inches and containing the feather of a Phoenix. On second thought, I just might give that guy a call...

My god, that has to be the nerdiest double entendre in the history of blogging...