'MERICUH!

Isn't the US of A just a very very nutty country? Politically, that is.

I mean, I know the stereotype is that americans are generally idiots, but I find it much more fascinating how bonkers their whole political system is.

First, we have the wonderful subject of the war between the two main parties, the Democrats and the Evil Bast...I mean Republicans. If you thought the conflicts between the swedish parties was weird, you wouldn't believe the kind of shit that the americans like to pull.

Just take the last election, as an example. Obama won, clearly and unambiguously. So, what did the republicans do? Shrug and decide to do better next election?

Well...no. They decided that having a black president on the throne wasn't very american, so they decided to try to bullshit their way to having him removed. Unfortunately, the election results were too clear to try and reverse the decision with some voter fraud, like they did with George W. Bush, so they went after his status as an american citizen. I mean, surely he can't be a true american, he's black!

But do you know who are black? Kenyans! Kenyans are black, Obama is black, therefore Obama must be a Kenyan. QED!

Okay, so he is partially of Kenyan descent, but that doesn't really make him a Kenyan rather than an american, does it?

And the tragic thing is that, in spite of Obama very quickly producing incontrovertible proof of his american birth, there are still Evil Bas...Complete moro...republicans who believe that he's just faking it and is, in fact, not eligible to be president.

Oh, but it gets better, moving on to...

Second, there is the complete and utter lack of pragmatism in american politics, mostly on the Evil B...republican side. Fact of the matter is, the country is facing a severe economic crisis, and not just in terms of the major recession, but in terms of the failing government finances. The government is shagged. It simply can't pay its bills and its loans are spiralling out of control. What do the Evil Mor...republicans want to do about it? Why, lower taxes of course! Because everybody knows that if you have too little money, lowering your income will solve the problem! What the hell, boneheads?

But, of course, they are interested in one thing only; small government. They want a minimal government that lets society mostly run and regulate itself. Unless you're talking about sex, in which case the government will suddenly have to grow massively and control every single inch of your penis and/or vagina.

Naturally, however, the concept of small government does in no way include the military, which, equally naturally, has to be the largest military in the whole wide world. Larger, in fact, by far than any other, and making up more than 40% of the total military spending of the entire world. How they manage to reconcile a small government with a monumentally massive military? Fucked if I know.

Either way, the republicans will run their bullshit policies even if it means driving the country to the ground. It doesn't matter if the country will implode without raised taxes, the republicans will insist on lowering them anyway.

That was, actually, what got them a significant, and by significant I mean idiotic, victory last year; the country was facing a crisis of government lending, and had to make a decision on whether or default on their payments, and therefore send the whole government to hell and stop paying all their bills, or raising their debt ceiling. Why, that sounds simple enough, an idiot could see what to do here!

Well...no, not these idiots. See, Obama had the good sense to demand that they actually follow the raising of the debt ceiling with tax increases and spending cuts to actually fix the problem rather than simply postpone it. The Evil Shitheads would have none of that! Instead, they refused to allow the bill to pass, thereby playing a game of chicken with the whole american government in the pot, unless those plans were scrapped. So, they won, because they were fully willing to drive the country into the ground, and the democrats weren't. That's right, the republicans would not have hesitated for a moment to destroy the american government just to stop tax increases. That isn't just stupid, that's insane!

The worst bit is, there is a third, and here it comes:

Third, the USA is a third world country with regards to social systems and human rights.

That's right, a third world country. After all, it has poverty and homelessness up the bum, they pay more than most countries for schools and healthcare, but the results are far from the best.

Heck, they even lack something as basic as universal healthcare. Do you know what the absence of that does? It makes it so that people refuse to seek preventative care, and only go to the doctor when it's too late to prevent problems so it'll cost a shitload more in the end. And what happens then? Well, they can't pay it, so the government will be forced to foot the bill anyway since hospitals are legally obligated to provide necessary emergency care even if the person can't pay for it. It's dumb. It's cheap. It's dumb cheap.

But what about the human rights? Well, the US still hasn't managed to ban human sacrifice the death penalty. This most cruel and barbaric punishment, based on the notion that what we really need is A) to scare people into not committing crimes, which doesn't fucking work, and B) that we really need to satiate the bloodthirst of the proponents of the death penalty.

Also, we have the matter of the UN Convention on the rights of the child, which the US has refused to ratify, because fuck children, I guess.

So, you see, the US is severely screwed up, politically. But that's alright, because it's the land of the free, and the home of the brave, and they singlehandedly saved the world in WWII! Or whatever bullshit they want people to believe.

Yeah, there's no better way to learn to appreciate our own political system than to look at the US.