Absurd!

Have you ever considered how insane it is that we drive fucking cars?

Hey, I have an idea; let's just sit ourselves down in big tin cans and travel at speeds at which you couldn't possibly survive a crash!

What do you mean "Fuck off, you're insane!"?

Also, have you actually considered the fact that we are seated in front of extremely powerful computers capable of making millions of calculations a second and project the results in graphical form on a screen using liquid crystals, and we're using it to watch people having sex or cats falling off chairs?

Come to think of it, the use of it to view adult entertainment seems to be quite fitting. I mean, the internet is, after all, in existence for the sole purpose of displaying pornographic material. In other words; the internet is for porn!

Additionally, aren't energy drinks the best invention in the world?!

What, addicted, me? No way!